So yesterday I had my makeup done for work purposes (promise) at MAC on Carnaby Street, a shop I always drool over on the way to the office because it’s like a wondrous art shop but for your FACE. 

The feature I’m currently working on required me to get a full on glam makeover – false eyelashes and all. And then, to make the most of my killer smokey eyes, I got a Nandos and went home to watch Gogglebox. YOLO etc. 

 
Here’s me on the sofa with my falsies.

Anyway, while I was in the store, I met a lovely makeup artist called Phoebe who gave me the following handy tips. Seemed only fair to share her makeup expertise…

1. Use a darker undereye concealer than foundation 

An exciting aspect of my MAC trip was that I finally got colour matched (NC15, come to me baby). However, Phoebe explained that if I were to pick the same shade of concealer for my lovely eye bags, it would look way too light. Instead she used colour corrector followed by a concealer that was slightly darker than the foundation (Pro Longwear Concealer in NC20).

Short interlude for a colour match victory dance: 

2. Always curl long lashes

I never bother curling my lashes, mainly because mine are actually pretty long anyway (don’t hate me, the eyeballs underneath are so useless I can barely see my own hands without contacts). However, apparently longer lashes means you should DEFINITELY curl them, helping them stick upwards instead of just, kinda, forwards. I will be adding this step to my routine asap.

3. Do your smokey eye first

Have you ever noticed that, if you make up your skin first for a night out, you end up putting LOADS of foundation, concealer, bronzer etc on, and then when you add a dramatic eye on top it looks a bit drag? Phoebe recommends doing the eyes first, partly because it means you avoid eyeshadow falling onto your foundation, but also because it probably means you’ll scale down the amount of makeup on the rest of your face. 

4. Start ‘tightlining’ 
Yeah I know that 99% of the world’s population probably knows what this is, but until my MAC appointment I wasn’t really familiar with tightlining (where you put eyeliner on the waterline underneath your top eyelashes). Now it’s my new favourite thing, mainly because as an eyeliner addict it allows me to look a bit more natural, while still getting the definition required to stop people from asking me if I’m ill.  

5. It’s ok to stick to what you love 

Now I enjoy messing about with makeup samples just as much as the next person, but when Phoebe asked me what colours I liked for my eyes I felt strangely apologetic telling her that basically, I just prefer variations on brown. In fact, I hate wearing anything grey or blue round my eyes – I always shudder when I see myself in the office loo mirrors on those days I decide to ‘experiment’. 

At this point I expected Phoebe to give me a lecture on how I just hadn’t found the right shade of blue etc, but actually she was more like ‘Yeah me too – cool colours just don’t suit some people’. I’ve now thrown out my most hated grey eyeshadow palette for good, because I feel like I now have makeup artist permission. 

It’s that time of year when all the high street brands are showing off their AW16 stuff, so even though I’m still not out of last season’s coat (*shakes fist at sky*) I’m already looking at next season’s. 

Although press shows are mainly a work thing for me, there’s still a part of my brain that goes round thinking ‘yep want that…and that’, as if actually I’m just on a giant shopping trip in a particularly snazzy shop. 

So here were my mental purchases from the Arcadia press day, which includes brands such as Topshop, Miss Selfridge, Dorothy Perkins and Wallis.

1.  Dreamy Miss Selfridge boots 

 I’ll be honest, I don’t often go to Miss Selfridge any more, on account of being over 22. But how stunning are these floral ankle boots? If I’m not wearing these bad boys with black tights and a little leather mini next winter, I’ll be having serious words with myself. 

2. Topshop black leather mini 

  
Speak of the devil. Confession: I have a whole drawer full of faux-leather mini skirts; they’re a wardrobe staple for me in the same way black leggings or jeans are for most people. This cool quilted number might have finally converted me to the eyelet trend. Maybe…

3.  Metallic detail trainers 

  
  
Dotty P’s and Miss Selfridge both featured monochrome trainers with gold accents, and I for one am a fan. Mainly because YAY lovely comfy trainers!! 

4. Leopard print coat from Wallis 

 
Given my lifelong obsession with leopard print, it seems weird and, I’m sure you’ll agree, plain WRONG that I don’t already own a leopard print coat. I’ve seen quite a few at recent press shows, but this Wallis number is defs my favourite. 

5. Studded boots from Dorothy Perkins 

  
Another pair of beauties waiting to take their place in my bootdrobe (aka pile on the floor) – these studded ones would look tres buff with my leather leggings. And by leather I of course mean, pleather. 

6.  Embellished skirt from Miss Selfridge 


Apols for the rather crappy pic – my arms are only so long, unfortunately. But this embellished skirt (embroidered details were HUGE throughout the Miss Selfridge collection) is very pretty. Shows that button-through will still be going strong next season too, for what that’s worth!

7. Topshop bird bag

  
If you’re into your statement bags, having a great big sparkly bird plastered on your shoulder bag probably gets a massive tick. Again, major embellishment all over the Topshop stuff, suggesting AW16 will not be the season for fans on minimalism… 
 

I love travelling, and if my journalist salary allowed, I’d spend every weekend and all my annual leave jetting off to various destinations across Europe and the world (it doesn’t, obvs).

Recently I headed off the Lisbon on a surprise trip for my boyfriend’s 30th birthday. Amazingly he didn’t guess beforehand, even though I kept blathering on about the terrible exchange rate for Euros, and it was only the day before he turned 30 that I revealed we’d be jetting off on a glamorous EasyJet flight to the Portugese capital on his birthday. I totally recommend giving presents that mean you also get to go on holiday, btw.

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Anyway, I had a little look around beforehand to find out the best things to do in Lisbon but, as always, there was an overwhelming amount of information online. So I’ve decided to make it simpler/add to the deluge by rounding up my favourite things to do during a long weekend there…

Day 1 – Walking Tour

I’m the kind of gal who likes to get their bearings in a new city, so the Chill-Out walking tour, which leaves from the Plaza Luis de Camoes at various times (check here) was a good option on the first day. Even better it’s free! By which I mean, there’s no set charge, although you are pretty much expected to tip at the end.

To be fair though, you do get a lot for your money – our tour lasted a good three and a half hours, taking in the main sights of central Lisbon, with plenty of good restaurant recommendations and a cherry liquor stop thrown in along the way.

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My favourite bit of the tour by far was Alfama. This is Lisbon’s oldest district, full of narrow, winding cobbled streets and brightly painted buildings where locals shout to each other across the balconies! It’s the type of area that would have been totally refurbished and turned into luxury period property in London, but in Lisbon this is still, apparently, the neighbourhood of the poor. It’s also where you can find Fado restaurants in the evening, home to traditional guitar music and singing which you enjoy while eating your meal.

The view at the end of the tour is not bad either!

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Day 2 – Belém

Before I went to Lisbon my mum told me approx. 400 times that I must visit Belém once I was there, so dutifully we trundled off on the tram to get there on our second day in Lisbon (take tram route 15, it’s around 40 minutes).

The area is special because it’s home to some of Lisbon’s most notable historic monuments, including the UNESCO World Heritage site, the Jerónimos Monastery. Obviously because I’m a complete moron and it was Easter Sunday the monastery was closed, but here is a lovely picture of it from the outside, and I’m sure it’s very interesting inside should you be a more sensible person and check opening times.

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Anyway, all was not lost, because there were still some cool things to see in Belém, including the Monument to the Discoveries (below), a huge and impressive stone slab erected in the 1960s, and Belém Tower, a little fort built just out into the sea. We also whizzed round the (free) modern art gallery which was vaguely interesting to us, but probably would be utterly absorbing to a proper art enthusiast.

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Is it terrible for me to say the highlight of Belém was a cafe? Not just any cafe though – the Fábrica de Pasteis de Belém, which since the 1800s has been serving up Lisbon’s famous custard tarts (forget all notion of those anaemic-looking tarts they sell in Greggs, these are INCREDIBLE). Once they come to the table you can choose whether to sprinkle yours with sugar or cinnamon – I went for the latter and it was so bloody gorgeous I’m drooling a bit just writing this. We had ours with hot chocolate just for extra fat points.

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When you get the tram back, jump off at the Praça do Comércio (a big square with a statue of a dude on a horse – you’ll learn more about him on the tour) and then have a wander of the centre and shopping districts. Unfortunately I can confirm that Zara is no cheaper in Portugal *sad face*.

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Day 3 – Sintra

Now that you’ve done the centre of town and the historical districts, where the hell else are you gonna go?

Well, chatting to our taxi driver on the way into Lisbon we’d been told about a ‘fairytale place, up in the hills’ called Sintra, and as soon as he’d said that I was immediately envisaging the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang castle and had to visit.

The train takes just under an hour to get from Lisbon to Sintra, leaving from Rossio train station, which was conveniently close to our hotel (Casa Balthazar, not dirt cheap but highly recommended). In my opinion, it was totally worth it – there is so much to see once you get there, including palaces, beautiful gardens and a cute little town. Yet again, it’s a UNESCO World Heritage site, and you can see why.

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My highlight was the Castle of the Moors (where I’m getting my pose on above) a stunning medieval castle located right up on the mountainside (you have to get a bus up, don’t even try and walk!) It has to be seen to be believed – the views and scenery were stunning.

Another fun place to visit in Sintra is the Quinta da Regaleira. We umm-ed and ahh-ed about going there but I’m so glad we did – it’s basically this crazy, fairytale garden featuring lakes with stepping stones, fountains, turrets you can climb up, grottoes and pitch black tunnels that you run through screaming (just me?!)

There’s also an ‘Initiation Well’ – a deep well which you can look at from the top before climbing right down to the bottom (I had lots of horrific flashbacks to seeing The Ring at the cinema during this point but it was all fun and games really. No, really).

 

Where to eat?

Apart from the custard tarts of DREAMS, I haven’t really mentioned food yet, but yes, have some! We enjoyed the Tagide wine and tapas bar, which had lovely views, tasty cheese and the opportunity to sample lots of different wines from a clever wine-dispensing machine.

Also worth trotting down to is the Mercado da Ribeira, which actually seems to be sponsored by Time Out (umm, how come they don’t have their own hipster street food market in London?!) It’s basically a massive hall with loads of table and benches in the middle, then round the outside lots of food stalls to choose from, ranging from traditional Portugese food to sushi. Be warned – it can get absolutely heaving at lunchtime, and it took us quite a while to find seats, but the atmosphere is pretty fun and raucous.

Basically though, just make sure you have as many custard tarts as humanly possible. Amen.

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday I was lucky enough to go to the Next SS’16 press day at the Ham Yard Hotel (schwanky!)

Here are a few of the lovely things I spotted…

  1. These gorgeous backless dresses

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2. This beautifully embellished white dress

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3. These cute l’il bags perfect for holiday jaunting

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4. These incredibly under-stated shoes (guffaw guffaw)

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5. Oh, and these ones because guuurl can never have enough shoes (AmIRight?!)

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6. This clutch that looks like a beautiful rose garden

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7. These trainers which strike the correct balance between cool and clown (I think)

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8. All this gold cutlery. Why has no one thought of THIS before?

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All this stuff will be available in Next this spring. See you there!

  1. Someone complimenting your eyeliner is literally the best thing that can happen. Oh this old thing? I’ve only spent TEN YEARS perfecting it.

2. Learning to do perfect cat flicks while on public transport was your greatest life make-up achievement. On the bus, on the tube – your eyeliner is on fleek gurrrl.

3. You’re constantly reprimanding your mates for not pointing out smudges.. We’ve been hanging out together all day – WHY have you not told me there is a big black mark under my eyebrow?

4. You’ve ended up looking like Amy Winehouse after 15 mins spent trying to balance up your flicks. I’ll just make this one a bit bigger… and this one… and  a bit more here…

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5. It’s basically impossible to remove all your eye make-up at the end of the day. You’ve been through five cotton pads and two gallons of micellar water and still the black stuff is coming…

6. You understand that not all liquid eyeliners are created equal. Some are flakey, others smudgy, and if you find one you love, you hold onto it forever (Rimmel Exaggerate Eye Liner, I’m looking at you bae).

7. You watched Cian Twomey’s ‘When girls rush their eyeliner’ video and literally cried with laughter. That is your life right there on film.

8. When you see a girl with incredible eyeliner, you want to stand up and applaud. And also follow her home so you can see how she does it (in a totally non-creepy way).

9. People are seriously concerned for your health when you don’t wear eyeliner. ‘Are you ill? You look REALLY ill.’ Thanks guys.

10. Boiling hot weather is not your friend. Eyeliner and the beach will just never get along, but you’re still gonna try.

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11. Ditto rain. Ugh.

12. You could not give less of a s**t when people say ‘men prefer the natural look’.  I prefer the Tom Hardy look, but none of you seem to be working that.

13. You suspect you’ll be the old lady in the nursing home still insisting on full make-up everyday even when you can’t change your pants. But you’re pretty sure you’ll still be able to nail a graphic eye.

14. You have experienced the ‘eye bogey’. Black eye bogeys, in fact *shudders forever*